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Tweak says, "A war is coming, Charles."

Brian makes kittens and dancing look manly (driftingthrough) wrote,
@ 2011-10-13 22:43:00

Seriously debating how hard my boss will come down on me if I have a beer right now.

...broke up a fight over whose pair of pants were on the floor. And neither were wearing pants. So there's a missing pair of pants somewhere in the club. I threw both of them out on their arses. And damn if it didn't feel good. And that was just the tip of the ice burg. It's going to be a long night. I deserved my break. And I think I conned Tommy into switching and letting me work the door for a bit.

Someone please save me.

I'm giving out a cash reward to whoever finds the other pair of pants.

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	imachameleon 2011-10-14 02:56 am UTC (link)
	You poor dear! You need rescuing! I'm on my way! Anyting I should bring to help ease your pain? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	driftingthrough 2011-10-14 03:04 am UTC (link)
	You're a wonderful human being Ru. Coffee. Please? ~~With a little Irish in it? No...that might be a bad idea, never mind.~~ And thank you. I'm working the door now, so I'm standing outside so it'll be easier to have a conversation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imachameleon 2011-10-14 03:40 am UTC (link)
	Coffee is on it's way! I'm putting a shot or two of Espresso in it as well, help give you that kick you need to survive the rest of the night. Can we make fun of people as they go in and come out?? That's my favorite thing to do :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	driftingthrough 2011-10-14 03:51 am UTC (link)
	You're a feckin' saint. A feckin' saint. What kind of question is that? Of course we can. I already commandeered a high stool for you to sit on! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imachameleon 2011-10-14 04:11 am UTC (link)
	I try :). Ooo I get a stool? That's it, I'm wearing my robes so I can look like one of those muggle judges, and we can officially "judge" every single one. I wonder if there is a gavel like instrument around here somewhere... Sorry I'm getting distracted. On my way! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	driftingthrough 2011-10-14 04:27 am UTC (link)
	Of course you get a stool! Just because I have ta stand doesn't mean that you have ta. 'm sure we could fashion yah up a gavel. If I would have known I could have, er, borrowed the one from Clinic.... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	eastcoastboy 2011-10-14 01:19 pm UTC (link)
	~~What I want to know is why men are taking their pants off around you.~~ Want me to stop by and save you from the nutters? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	driftingthrough 2011-10-14 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	~~They were off when I got the call to go break up the fight.~~ Ru's coming by with coffee and to help me make fun of some of the feckin' gobdaws, so in a word yes. We could always use one more set of eyes. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	nottings 2011-10-14 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	It's frightening how entertaining it is to picture two people fighting over a pair of pants. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	driftingthrough 2011-10-14 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	Honestly, I wish it'd happened the way that someone imagined it. Because the real life thing was frankly, one of the most disturbin' things I've ever broken up. And that includes all Halloween shenanigans. (Reply to this) (Parent)