SCOTTY! Get yer arse home already. Yer gift ain't goin' ta unwrap itself! Woulda left it where yah could find it this mornin', but...it wasn't done until now...and me owl won't carry it. So get home already.
Also. Happy birthday to one of the best friends a bloke could ask for. Yer officially old now Mase, and I hope yer ready to celebrate it properly.