Guess I'm going into the wrong thing. Turns out the cookies money is in personal protection. Not standing in front of a court arguing in front of a court, not making sure everyone has equal access to the law, not protecting the wee ones when I can, not doing my best to make sure everything stays level and fair even when it's not. Nope. Personal protection. I'm huge, guess I should have figured it out sooner with all those years working at Zanz. Just one of the few revelations I've had since spending part of the week practicing my future lacky duties.

I guess it took hanging out with two rather lovely ladies and them stuffing me full of sugar cookies to get me to realize this.