Brian makes kittens and dancing look manly

megisms@gmail.com — Tue, 15 May 2012 06:58:07 GMT

Why is it whenever I read articles like that, why is it the part about the (Read more ...)

megisms@gmail.com — Thu, 10 May 2012 03:48:25 GMT

I've made a very important decision. A decision that might effect my immediate (Read more ...)

megisms@gmail.com — Wed, 02 May 2012 02:55:50 GMT

You know, funny story. Firefighting is actually my back up plan, believe it or (Read more ...)

megisms@gmail.com — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 00:44:02 GMT

[Eloise]

Hey. I think we need to talk. (Read more ...)

megisms@gmail.com — Sat, 07 Apr 2012 21:30:55 GMT

On my last full day here, so I thought I'd show you lot what I've been waking up (Read more ...)

megisms@gmail.com — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 14:00:36 GMT

I really wish that Lucas would quit owling me about not being in Peru righ (Read more ...)

megisms@gmail.com — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 04:28:30 GMT

[written around three am]

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

SHE'S F (Read more ...)

megisms@gmail.com — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 21:18:15 GMT

Is it wrong that I'm excited about tomorrow? I mean the whole day is going to b (Read more ...)

megisms@gmail.com — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 01:55:45 GMT

I stupidly showed up to work last night and every beat was like a drill into my (Read more ...)

megisms@gmail.com — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 23:59:45 GMT

Most of what I wanted to say has been said, so I won't waste anyone's time with (Read more ...)

megisms@gmail.com — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 17:16:54 GMT

At least most people seem to be in a good mood today. Well, most people. One of (Read more ...)

megisms@gmail.com — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 21:14:31 GMT

[Written around ten pm]

I found her. Aspen that is (Read more ...)

megisms@gmail.com — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:56:01 GMT

Why the FUCK am I just finding out about this NOW?!

I could have been DOING SOM (Read more ...)

megisms@gmail.com — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 03:51:08 GMT

Officially hit old man status. As if I didn't hit it before, but now I just sol (Read more ...)

megisms@gmail.com — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 21:36:10 GMT

So. It wasn't the time that we got ossified and tried to steal those chairs out (Read more ...)

megisms@gmail.com — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 04:11:21 GMT

~~Feckin' great. Just what I needed.~~ The course I was supposed(Read more ...)</b>

megisms@gmail.com — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 03:22:51 GMT

Are you feckin' coddin' me?! Who in their right mind DOES somethin' like that? (Read more ...)

megisms@gmail.com — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 05:36:49 GMT

Guess I'm going into the wrong thing. Turns out the ~~cookies~~ money is in p (Read more ...)

megisms@gmail.com — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 00:18:02 GMT

[dictaquilled]

Yeah, listen, uh... we fucked up. T (Read more ...)

megisms@gmail.com — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 07:00:42 GMT

Someone please say that words "Brain. It's only Monday and only the first day of (Read more ...)

megisms@gmail.com — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 14:20:18 GMT

[Hexed to Caden and Mason]

Lads (Read more ...)

megisms@gmail.com — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 15:30:16 GMT

[dictaquilled]

SCOTTY! Get yer arse home already. (Read more ...)

megisms@gmail.com — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 00:18:56 GMT

Working double this week, and helping out my buddy over at the Dance Hall until (Read more ...)

megisms@gmail.com — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 20:32:12 GMT

I guess da's finally retiring from United. He's been their Chaser coach since.. (Read more ...)

megisms@gmail.com — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 17:19:16 GMT

A little observation from your neighborhood friendly bouncer:

Ladies. I know th (Read more ...)